December 2012
November 2012
spookpire:
wow nice name who gave it to you your mom hahahahaha
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“They’re like, 12”
– The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you
theblackpuddlequeen:
“Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body.” - Hilarious police officer at the scene of a triple homicide.
pondora:
i hate when people sit next to me on the bus but i also get really offended when they don’t
October 2012
tablespoons:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
bllonde:
sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
How Will We Communicate With Robots?
fakescience:
gerbertmccracken:
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realise what a loser i am
jojostuck:
“No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the dead body of the last homosexual on earth. there is no more homo. the last of his kind, and he was murdered. i will get revenge. the hunt is on.
money actually can buy happiness for me ok
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When your teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
yugoslavic:
when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
